Naughty Notes “Roses Are Red / Violets Are Blue” Card – Cheeky Flirty Greeting for Lovers

Make a bold move with this playful and provocative card: “Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’m horny and I know you are too.” Crafted to bring laughs, blushes, and desire, this card delivers exactly the kind of flirt that cuts through the ordinary. Whether sent in secret, slipped into a satin pillowcase, or handed across dim candlelight—this Naughty Note is made for sparking heat, not just sweet sentiment.

• Instant appeal: the classic rhyme with a naughty twist grabs attention

• Memorable gift: makes for fun Valentine’s notes, bath-robe surprises, or pre-date mischief

• Perfect size: works as a standalone stand-out or small add-on to a bigger gift

Optional Specifications (if available / relevant)

You only need this if you have the exact data; otherwise skip or keep minimal:

• Card size (folded): e.g. 5″ × 7″ or other dimension

• Paper type: thick cardstock, matte or gloss finish

• Envelope included: yes/no, colour

• Mailing/ postage guidelines (if oversized or has special envelope)

• Packaging: individual sleeve or bundled

How to Use

Hand it to your partner with a wink, leave it where they’ll find it, or mail it for a sexy surprise. No formal occasion required — sometimes the spontaneous ones land the deepest.

Why You’ll Love It

• Cuts the cheese, keeps the tease — exactly what a compelling love note should do

• Works whether you’re long together and playful, or just starting to dial up flirtation

• Low cost, high effect — big reactions without big investment

• Perfect for couples who like humour, honesty, and a dash of mischief

Do you ship overseas?

Yes, we ship all over the world. Shipping costs will apply, and will be added at checkout. We run discounts and promotions all year, so stay tuned for exclusive deals.

What shipping carriers do you use?

We use all major carriers, and local courier partners. You’ll be asked to select a delivery method during checkout.

How long will it take to get my order?

It depends on where you are. Orders processed here will take 5-7 business days to arrive. Overseas deliveries can take anywhere from 7-16 days. Delivery details will be provided in your confirmation email.